No blog posts for the past three weeks, but I have a really
good excuse punctuated by a really, REALLY good excuse just yesterday. I have
been spending the past few weeks getting my seedlings going for my summer
garden. This has sapped a lot of my mental focus because it is my first year
doing tomatoes, peppers, and eggplants from seeds. I’ve had to spend quite a
bit of time researching this and creating favorable seedling conditions. I had heard too many stories about how
difficult it can be to start from seed with these particular types of
vegetables, and I’d invested too much money in the seeds, heirloom ones which I
ordered from a catalog. I really didn’t want to fail. So far things are going
well. It’s a lot of work since I often have to sit with my wine at the end of
the day and watch my seedlings and brim with pride for a while. Kyle thinks I’m
nuts. Here they are:
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Heirloom tomato seedlings, various...ahem...varieties. :) |
As for yesterday, we were scheduled to pick up a half cow in
Cordova, Nebraska. I took the entire day off work for this task as well as the
task of breaking the cow down into its various parts to store in our chest
freezer. At the meat locker, we chatted for a bit with Al, the owner. His wife
said by 2 o’clock today I’d be wondering what I’d gotten myself into. “We’ve
already done a hog,” I said. “This is a lot different than a hog,” she replied.
They wished me a Happy Easter anyway. Was that laughter I heard as we walked
out? The word “suckers”?
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Hauling it out... |
Make no mistake: This was a boatload of work. And I mean
really hard work. Dangerous, too. When we got home, we dropped the largest chunk of meat, the
hindquarter, on the floor trying to get it from the car to the table. Hundreds
of pounds of meat, and it knocked my husband over on the way down. To boot,
after wielding a knife for 7+ hours, I think I now have carpel tunnel. The
folks who do this every day are TOUGH.
I worked on the easiest-looking piece first, basically the
middle section. From here we got some very meaty ribs, which became short ribs.
We also were able to get some fun steaks called flintstone chops, I think
because they are very prehistoric looking, essentially a filet attached to a
very long, meaty rib. I could imagine they’d make a very awesome presentation.
Since this was one of the first cuts we got, we put a couple in the crock pot
to eat for dinner. They turned out awesome. I have not bought any meat at the grocery
store since beginning “The Odyssey.” We have bought the occasional beef steaks
at small town butcher shops outside of Lincoln, but have otherwise abstained. I
was really looking forward to having beef in the house again.
We used a book called Whole Beast Butchery by Ryan Farr, a gifted butcher with an upscale butchery out in San Francisco. This is a
very good book with excellent pictures. But you really need to see people doing
this stuff in order to remember it. I mean it’s really a lesson in anatomy,
which is why it can get complicated so quickly. I augmented my knowledge beforehand
with a couple YouTube videos, so ultimately I was able to glean enough
information to feel I could make a decent go of it. For instance, I now know
that you can have the filets and the New York strip steaks but you can’t do
that AND have a T-bone. (The filet and New York strip together make up the T-bone.)
Also, a porterhouse is the same as the T-bone except it has more filet. Because
I don’t have a band saw, I did not do the T-bone. These were some of the last cuts we did of
the day, and I was just too damn tired to saw them apart by hand. In fact, I was so tired by the end, I almost
forgot to extract the filets! But thanks to Kyle, we do not have to spend the
rest of our lives regretting how we threw away some very expensive meat. Tip
#312 on making a happy marriage: Don’t leave the filet behind.
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A bunch of rib meat and flintstone chops piled high. |
The hanger steak is such a weird thing. Kind of like its
name suggests, it’s basically just hanging in the cavity of the animal (it is
the diaphragm muscle) and you have to cut away a bunch fat and exterior that
has dried as a result of the aging process. But after you’re done, you have
this cylinder of meat that is a little redder than the other muscles and whose
grain comes together in an odd V-shape. I have never seen hanger steak in a
meat department, and I found out why: because the butchers often keep it for
themselves. I’m pretty excited to try this cut.
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Skirt steak, folded in half. |
Lastly, I stumbled onto the brisket by accident. You’re supposed to
leave a layer of fat on it for cooking, but by the time I realized what I had,
it was too late, and so we have a brisket we’ll have to cook a little more
carefully.
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The hindquarter, almost completely de-meated. |
By the end, as with the hog, I just started hacking away at it, not really caring what cut I was looking at, just wanting it to be over so I could crawl into bed after working in a cold garage all day and soothe my aching muscles. And the fatigue! Man alive. I don’t know if I’ve ever felt so beat the next
day. I could probably sleep for two days after that marathon. And it's hard to know for sure, but I think this stash will probably last us up to six months.